Fergie signs songwriting product placement deal

by Josh Kimball

Uh-oh news from my much-loved Black Eyed Peas (on whom I have an inspired two-martini rant about their “reverse genius”). Fergie has signed a product placement deal with Candie’s, promising to write songs that specifically promote the girly shoes, accessories and other frippery.

Also: Always with the pants-peeing, Fergie.