The execrable local: Say hello to Pandora
by Josh Kimball
My abhorrence of the local is well documented (well, a couple mentions over the past couple months). But here you go, Minneapolites:
Learn about the Music Genome Project. Tell your own personal story about that one time when you created an Akon radio station on Pandora and played it really loud after everyone else had left the office. The event will most likely be akin to a Music 2.0 interpretation of AA.
Unless free cocktails or other enticements are somehow pledged, though, I will be firmly ensconced in a bubble of window unit-cooled air in my attic, drinking Miller High Life in my boxer-briefs. GOODBYE.