…and you’re so paid?

by Josh Kimball

Faithful readers of The ListeNerd, flip on your webcams and greatly increase your daily caloric intakes: Starting at 2 AM Central time this Sunday casting for the role of Biggie Smalls, aka Christopher Wallace, aka Frank White, aka Big Poppa, aka The Notorious B.I.G. will begin. Those who wish to secure the title role in the forthcoming movie about the slain rapper can submit their videos to BiggieCasting.

An unknown will be cast in the primo role of Mr. Smalls. I will be happy to share my audition tape with anyone who submits his or her own. Thank you, and all the best in your future endeavours.