*Sacha Baron-Cohen is done playing Borat and Ali G. We barely knew ye. [buzzfeed]
*Sleeveface: “one or more persons obscuring or augmenting any part of their body or bodies with record sleeve(s) causing an illusion.” (Also known as HPeeing.) [triumph of bullshit]
*Eminem’s mom has a book coming out, in which she claims Marshall Mathers is not nearly as hard as he has claimed to be. Thanks, moms.
*Behold, the triple record sleeve – at quadruple the price! [coolhunting]
*Are the Jackson 5 planning on reuniting for a New Year’s Eve show?
*The RIAA has been sending video press releases to local TV stations.
*Dontcensorme.com tracks Digg’s most unpopular comments. Hilarious. #1: “I wish I could take a leak on your head for submitting this.” [waxy]
*Kenny G has signed with Starbucks Entertainment. Smooth move. [daily swarm]