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Video: David Garibaldi paints while “Stronger” plays

His ideas about RSS feeds may be off, but the guy runs an otherwise damn good blog.

On Language: portmanteau disease

Off music, on language: Propagated in part by blogs like BuzzFeed (who has been something of a leader in spotting symptoms of portmanteau disease), a number hybrid physical or mental conditions with one unifying theme – awesomely bullshittish portmanteaeu names – have gained a foothold in the culture of late.

Some of them: drunkorexia, sexsomnia, connectile dysfunction. I would also recommend checking out the Phobia List, though items on this list seem to be more mainstream.

Future (or currently under-reported) conditions:
*rageorexia (thinness due to rage)
*scrabies (a combination of scabies and rabies)
*drunkoholic (someone who keeps getting drunk)
*drunkomnia (inability to sleep due to drunkeness)
*portmanteau disease (urge to combine words)

Dr. Pepper tries to convince Axl to release Chinese Democracy

Chinese Democracy When? is a blog run by Dr. Pepper that is an attempt to get Axl Rose to commit to releasing the long-awaited album Chinese Democracy. And I am recommending it. [ad age]