*Tomorrow is Record Store Day. I only buy records from garage sales, but that’s my problem.
*There will be a special edition Allen Iverson Zune. I guess they are still cranking them out. [crave]
*Def Leppard’s latest single will debut via Guitar Hero III. I guess they are still cranking them out.
*Akon has been exaggerating his arrest record. In reality, he has only been convicted of ONE felony. ONE.
*Nerdic: SUPPOSEDLY the fastest growing language in the world. W00t? [textually]
*Henceforth, just as Paper Thin Walls is always referenced as [Getty Images] on the listenerd, Stereogum and Idolator will be identified as (some form of) [Universal Music Group]. This is the sort of faux-cleverness I dislike in others, but cannot help but indulge in myself. Thank you.
*Tech: I have a twine account now. I don’t know what to do with it. In the least. (I am username: joshkimball on twine.) Thank you.