*Lady news: Tough times. Flight of the Conchords’ Jemaine Clement is now off the market. He got married. Best of luck in your future endeavours.
*Law: The RIAA pulls the plug on Muxtape.
*Apple: Overheating iPod Nanos (with sparks!) have Japanese officials investigating safety concerns.
*Consumerism: Complex rounds up its list of pointless hip-hop-endorsed products. Wait a second. I love Dirt McGirt Rap Snacks.
*Ringtones: A song that repeats the clever lyrics “Condom, Condom” is apparently all the rage among ringtone enthusiasts.
*For all your twitter following needs: A wiki of semi-famous people on twitter. (Patrick Wilson of Weezer?)