Breaking: Britney Spears is on Twitter

Right when I leave everyone’s favorite microblogging platform, Britney joins? Really? A samples (from the only tweet that appears to have been “written” by Britney herself):

“Can’t wait to release my secret on ET tonight. Are you ready??”

Ms. Spears has also set up a new YouTube channel, with her most recent posting being some riveting, though grainy footage of what appears to be a short bus.

I will try to keep you informed of new developments as they break.