*Swears: Get ready for a fuck-ton of links.
*Food: I think I speak for America when I ask KFC to take White Castle’s lead, and start creating candles that smell like their more gluttonous products (none of which I have eaten); most importantly, the Famous Bowl.
*Salutations: Golden Fiddle captures the vocabulary of hello. Come baaaaaaack, GF.
*Breaking: I am not one of the 40 Bloggers Who Really Count.
*The Internet: Web Editor Blake Eskin talks about the New Yorker’s online presence. Have I mentioned to you how much I despise the listenerd’s online presence these days? I have design problems. Ugh. You know this.
*Apps: You can now put a Roland TR-808 drum machine straight out of the early 1980s onto your iPhone.
*Children: Look at this headlamp made out of a Lego guy. INNOVATION AT WORK.
*Instruments: I have linked to Wave Organs before, but here’s a short write-up of one in San Francisco from the NYT. Wave organ. Organ. Heh.
*Personal: We have been posting infrequently because my three-year-old child does not want to go to bed at a reasonable hour any more. We regret the inconvenience.
*Today’s links: F.