NEWS EVENT: Kings of Leon’s bassist’s mouth shit in by a bird
by Josh Kimball
Last night’s Kings of Leon concert in St. Louis ended after only three songs when a bird shit in Jared Followill’s mouth. The bird was said to have been a pigeon and Jared Followill is said to be the bassist of this band, who you may know for singing “Sex on Fire.”
This incident will most probably be incorporated into listenerd headlines for years to come, much the same as when The Dave Matthews Band’s tour bus dumped human waste on an unsuspecting passerby or The Black Eyed Peas’ Fergie urinated herself on stage.