GWAR guitarist, bassist, and vocalist Oderus Urungus who, according to Wikipedia, is a 28-million-year-old “intergalactic humanoid barbarian with devil horns and a meaty looking face,” is writing an advice column.
Those in need of the kind of advice only Mr. Urungus could give can write to Anarchy Music! with “Dear Oderus” in the subject line.
(I need not, I think, warn prospective clickers about the tenor of the content in the above-mentioned column. It’s GWAR.)