*Mixed media: You know how I love mixed media. Unless you accidentally came here through some who-knows-how-relevant search terms. Check out these book covers made for films.
*Toys: Your child needs a BlackBerry just as badly as you do. [rob t]
*Topography: Look over this hot dog map of West Virginia. I have never been to West Virginia. And I hate relish. HATE IT.
*Directory: New Yorker music writer Sasha Frere-Jones offers a directory of people on Twitter. I was unable to identify myself among them. Sad.
*Music: This generator allows you to create music from any text file. Is this utter fucking bullshit?