*Music: The New York Times hangs with Joseph Arthur. And the interesting thing is that he is 6′ 4″. Oh, and he has long hair.
*Man parts: Read all about R&B’s references to male genitalia! Ding-a-ling!
*Legal: The Naked Cowboy has settled his suit with M&Ms. I’m glad that didn’t have to get ugly. Uglier.
*Demographics: Racial polarization and the gaping urban-rural divide. Wait a second. How the fuck did that get in here?
*Local: Minneapolis poster people Aesthetic Apparatus are having a studio warming for their new place next Saturday. The details are here. (I have Shrinkin’ Lincoln in my living room. Not a euphemism.)